Are you a frog or a lizard? That's a funny and strange question, right? Let me explain.

I've been reading a book called Show and then Tell: Presenting the Gospel through Daily Encounters by Kent and Davidene Humphreys. In it I read about the difference between the eating habits of frogs and lizards.

A frog will simply sit and wait. If a bug happens to come near, the frog simply sticks his tongue out and gets his meal.

The lizard, however, has to hunt for his food. I'm told that if a lizard sits and waits like a frog, he would starve to death.

The book went on to explain that there are two types of ministers: the frogs and the lizards. The "frogs" are the pastors, associate pastors, youth ministers, etc. Like the insects coming to the frog, ministry opportunities come to them automatically by the nature of their job. The "lizards" are the so-called regular people. They are doctors, nurses, teachers, mechanics, grocers, bankers, clerks, lawyers, architects, homemakers, secretaries, managers, salesmen, etc. They have to be intentional in their pursuit of ministry opportunities. They have to hunt for the opportunities to share the love of Christ with others.

Frogs and lizards are both useful to God and His plan here on earth for salvation and for helping others.

So which one are you? When I ask myself this question, I must confess that I feel like some sort of bizarre creature who can transform from a frog to a lizard and vice versa. Since I am bi vocational, I spend time as a frog and as a lizard. However, whether I am a frog or a lizard, my aim everyday is to bring honor and glory to Jesus Christ. I hope that is your goal as well.

"Stick with me, friends. Keep track of those you see running this same course, headed for this same goal. There are many out there taking other paths, choosing other goals, and trying to get you to go along with them. I've warned you of them many times; sadly, I'm having to do it again. All they want is easy street. They hate Christ's Cross. But easy street is a dead-end street....Don't waver. Stay on track, steady in God" (Phil. 3:17-4:1, The Message).

The Red River Shootout

That's right folks! It's that time again...time for the Red River Shootout, which features the OU Sooners versus the UT Longhorns. Now, I know that the NCAA would prefer me to call it the Red River Rivalry, but that's just dumb. They say "shootout" promotes violence, but after all, it's football (and not the powderpuff kind).

In honor of the big game, here are some jokes at the expense of UT's recent reputation for getting into trouble with the law. Enjoy!

1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle.


2. Four UT Longhorns in a car , who's driving? The police.


3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes your Honor, no your Honor.


4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so theyhired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.


5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice? Studying their Miranda rights.


6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant please rise?


7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike , why don't you swerve to hit him? It might be your bike!


8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops , not to scout high school kids.


9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin , Texas. It will allow players to walk to school.


10. What do you call it when a Longhorn goes on vacation? Time off for good behavior.


11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field? It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.


12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people.


13. Book 'em, Horns!

BOOMER SOONER!!!

September Reading

1. Life Together: The Classic Exploration of Faith in Community - Dietrich Bonhoeffer. I recommend this to any committed Christian.
2. The Dangerous Book for Boys - Gonn & Hal Iggulden. This is for boys of all ages.
3. The Plague - Albert Camus. I don't recommend this to anyone. This is the worst book I've read this year.
4. John Newton: Author of "Amazing Grace" - Anne Sandberg. I recommend this wonderful little biography to anyone.
5. Confessions of a Reformission Rev.: Hard Lessons From An Emerging Missional Church - Mark Driscol. This is for the pastor or church planter.

August Reading

1. The First Man - Albert Camus
2. The Abolition of Man - C. S. Lewis
3. Velvet Elvis - Rob Bell
4. When Hollywood Says Yes, How Can America Say No? - Gene Wolfenbarger
5. Destined For The Throne - Paul E. Billheimer
6. Gems For The Journey - Bob Cole

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Today is Nauru Awareness Day!

Nauru is a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific. Today let them know they're not completely forgotten by sending the President a friendly postcard at Office of the President, c/o Ministry of Works, Yaren Nauru.

Nauru became independent as a republic in 1968. It's six-time president is Bernard Dowiyogi.

Isn't It Ironic?

I have been installing windows in XTO's fifteen-story Petrolium Building in downtown Fort Worth since June 11th. Yesterday when I entered the lobby to sign in through security, I noticed a flyer posted on the wall that was advertising a fundraiser for the American Heart Association that XTO is hosting. I casually glanced at it and quickly noticed something odd. The flyer listed the food and the prices. The prices were not the problem...after all, it is a fundraiser. What dumbfounded me was the food they are going to be serving: hotdogs, chili dogs, nachos, and frito pie--you know, foods like that which one doesn't usually put together with health in mind.

Perhaps through this fundraiser, the AHA is trying to further their research by getting people to eat more food that is bad for the heart. I don't know. Regardless of the reasoning, the security guard and I had a good laugh about it.

New Wife, New Life, and Summer Reading

Greetings! I know it's been a while since my last post, but I've been busy. I was also taking a break from the blogging world. Some of you like my friend Tim have requested that I start posting again...so allow me to begin the matters of this post.


If you know me personally or if you have read my last post, you should know that I got married in May to the former Miss Amy Hunt (now Mrs. Amy Leverett). After the honeymoon, we found an apartment in Bedford, Texas (that's in the HEB area between Fort Worth and Dallas). Marriage is great, and I love my wife!

My new life began the day before I got married. On May 11th, I graduated from Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary with a masters degree that took three and a half years (it's a 97 hour program). That day marked moving from the world of a student. Now don't get me wrong, I beleive you should always be a student learning as much as possible. No, what I mean is this: no longer will I enjoy those flexible schedules, no longer will I pay outrageous prices for text books, no longer will I be able to greet my professors and fellow students in the hallways, and no longer will I have to write fifteen page papers on subjects of little interest to me. As I search for the place where God will lead me to serve, I am installing windows for Pella (that's a window and door company).

It's also been a while since I've posted what I've been reading. The following are the books I have read since May.

1. A Brief History of Hawaii - George Armitage. I picked this little book up on the Big Island because I wanted to know a little bit of the history of our 50th state. This small reference book highlights the major historical events in Hawaii's history from the original settling of the islands by voyagers in Polynesia to Hawaii becoming a state in 1959.


2. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel - Juliette Cunliffe. I wanted to read this book to get the scoop on our two pooches, Obi and Jack. This book goes into topics such as training, heath care, puppy care (handy because Jack is a puppy), everyday care, facts about the breed, etc. It is a comprehensive guide to owning and caring for our CKCSs.


3. The Most Important Year in a Man's Life: What Every Groom Needs to Know - Robert Wolgemuth & Mark DeVries. This one was helpful because I am a new groom. I gave this book to my friends Shannon and Amber Lane as a wedding gift, and I saw a copy of it later in a bookstore, so I bought it. Incidently, Robert and Mark's wives wrote the other half of the book, The Most Important Year in a Woman's Life: What Every Bride Needs to Know. Amy can read that one. I recomment this book to newlyweds because it goes into hot topics like money, communication, sex, and conflict.


4. Bringing Your Faith to Work: Answers for Break-Room Skeptics - Norman L. Geisler & Randy Douglass. Excellent book! Part one is about being salt and light in the workplace. Part two discusses the hot topics around the watercooler such as "Did humans evolve?", "If there is a God, why is there suffering in the world?", and "Is there only one way to God?" This book is a great resource of apologetic material for the Christian faith. Don't be intimidated, there are good answers to the tough questions people ask.


5. Heretics, Orthodoxy, and The Blatchford Controversies - G. K. Chesterton. This three-in-one volume was given to me by one of my best friends and groomsman Ben Joiner. You may recognize Chesterton's name because he is often quoted my many writers and speakers. He was a true genius who wrote about the paradoxes of life and Christianity. This was my second time reading Orthodoxy, and it is found on my top 25 books of all time list.


6. The Master Plan of Discipleship - Robert E. Coleman. This book takes a look at Acts and gleans principles of church growth through evangelism and discipleship. This is Coleman's follow-up book to his The Master Plan of Evangelism, for which Dr. Roy Fish wrote a study guide.


7. The Rick & Bubba Code: The Two Sexiest Fat Men Alive Unlock the Mysteries of the Universe - Rick Burgess & Bill "Bubba" Bussey. Humerous, honest, and deeply Southern!

The Final Countdown

Seven. That's the number of days I have left until I marry the most beautiful, caring, wonderful girl in the world. Words fail me. I'm so excited!

Amy and I will be wed next Saturday at 6:00 pm at the Parson's Table in Aledo, TX. From there we will spend a couple of nights in the Arbuckles in Oklahoma and seven nights in Maui.

Some People Are Dumb

The following is an actual advertisement for a so-called church in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram printed on April 1, 2007.

One church.

Many beliefs.

At Pathways, we believe

there is more than one path to truth and

meaning. We find inspiration in the Bible,

world religions, nature, ethics, and

humanism, the life of Jesus, and more.

Pathways is for people who want to

decide for themselves what to believe.

Wow! That's an impressive mixture of contradictory ideas and worldviews. Is that even possible? I think not! This Unitarian Universalist group tries hard to make all these things all-inclusive. However, each religion, especially Christianity, is exclusive by nature. For example, Jesus said that He is "the way, the truth, and the life" and that no one can get to God except through Him (see John 14:6).

What kind of inspiration do they find in the Bible? Better yet, what inspiration do they find in the life of Christ? Their teachings make no sense whatsoever.

Jesus said he is the only way. The Bible agrees with this fact. Pathways, however, says that there are many ways. They claim inspiration in the life of Jesus, but they also claim that Jesus is a liar. Are they actually teaching people to be inspired by someone they believe to be a liar?

Somehow, I don't think the people who attend Pathways are really allowed to decide for themselves what to believe because they are not being presented with the whole truth about reality.

Unfortunately, Pathways isn't the only crazed so-called church in Fort Worth. Westside Unitarian Universalist Church advertises:

Different faiths.

Varied traditions.

One church.

A fellowship of justice, compassion, and respect.

The problem is most people do not do their own thinking. Many people don't even bother making an effort. As my good friend Todd says, "Some people are dumb!"

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Aside from it being Fire Day (Josh), today is Poetry Day.

Your task is to help me create the world's longest poem by submitting one line in iambic pentameter (ti-tum ti-tum ti-tum ti-tum), in which each of the ten syllables trip off the tongue effortlessly. William Shakespeare wrote mostly in iambic pentameter.

Here are the first two lines for you to go on:

Mercy, cried the popinjay to the pope,
Who threw him out of the second window...